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Bad Words

Jason Bateman
Jason Bateman comes out of his shell

The [BLEEP]ing one where the mother [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP] face makes [BLEEP] talking into an art.

Posted on December 2, 2015December 3, 2015Author i.miss.speakCategories IndependentTags Michael Bluth, midlife crisis, plot twist, slubberdegullion

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Colin Firth with gun
Colin Firth as Gallahad, another kind of Mr. Knightly

The one that makes climate deniers seem sane.

Posted on December 2, 2015December 2, 2015Author i.miss.speakCategories Comic BookTags bad motherf***er, bespoke, Colin Firth, kung-fu, poisoned pens, sim card
Gone Girl

Gone Girl

The one where the girl is like way far gone, man.

Posted on March 3, 2015Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags disappearance, fincher, pike, whodunnit
Coherence

Coherence

The one with the ping-pong paddle.

Posted on March 3, 2015Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags comet, dinner, friends, lockbox
Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas

The one with the rosebud.

Posted on March 3, 2015Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags family, kendrick, lynskey, self-destruct
The One I Love

The One I Love

The one where… Wait. What?

Posted on January 26, 2015January 26, 2015Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags duplass, getaway, marriage, trapped
This is Where I Leave You

This is Where I Leave You

The one where I don’t mind telling you, the man was hung.

Posted on January 26, 2015January 26, 2015Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags bionicbreasts, dysfunction, family, mourning
Drinking Buddies

Drinking Buddies

The one that makes you thirsty.

Posted on January 8, 2015Author Sin NemmaCategories UncategorizedTags beer, head, hipster, kendrick
Frank

Frank

The one where Michael Fassbender loves us all.

Posted on December 31, 2014December 31, 2014Author Apalling KaelCategories IndependentTags fassbender, indie, music, papier-mâché, sxsw
Out of the Furnace

Out of the Furnace

The one where Forest gets the girl.

Posted on December 31, 2014December 31, 2014Author Sin NemmaCategories IndependentTags bale, christian, hillbillies, revenge

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